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Sample Birthday Messages

Flamingos

(Name) - A Little Birdie Told Us You're (Age)!
(Name's) Still Flying High At (Age)! Happy Birthday!
50 is Nifty When You're A Bahama Mama!
Feather You Like It Or Not, It's Your (Age) Birthday, (Name)
Flocks Of Love On Your (Age) Birthday (Name)!
Flying High for Your Birthday!
Gotcha! (Name) These Birds Don't Sing! Happy Birthday!
Happy (Age) Birthday (Name)! You've Been Flocked!
Happy (Year) Birthday! You've Just Been Flocked!
Happy Birthday You Old Bird!
Happy Flockin (Age) Birthday, (Name)!
Look Who Flew In For (Name's) (Age) Birthday!
Old Bird, Young Heart - Happy (Age) Birthday (Name)!
The Flocks All Here To Have A Beer - Happy (Age) Birthday (Name)! - (With Beer Mugs)
The Flock's In Shock - (Name) Graduates!
We Flew In For (Name's) (Age) Birthday!
We Flew In To Flip (Name) The Bird On His/Her Birthday!
We Flew The Coop To Wish (Name) Happy Birthday!
We're On The Scene For (Name's) (Age) Birthday!
We're Tickled Pink To Hear You Are (Age) Today! Happy Birthday!
What Are You Looking At? Happy (Age) Birthday, (Name)!
You Honk & We'll Flap For (Name's) (Age) Birthday!
You've Been Flocked! Honk For (Name's) (Age) Birthday!

Buzzards

A Moment Of Silence (Name) Is (Age)! Happy Birthday!
Buzzard Buzzard Go Away (Name) Is Only (Age) Today!
Getting Old Beats the Alternative - Happy (Age) Birthday, (Name)!
Happy (Age) Birthday, (Name), You Old Buzzard!
Happy (Age) Birthday (Name), You Old Bird!
Happy Flocking (Age) Birthday You Old Buzzard!
Here Lies Your Youth, (Name) - Happy Birthday!
Hi Ho Hi Ho Over The Hill (Name) Goes! Happy (Age)!
Honk For (Name), He/She's A (Age) Year Old Buzzard!
In Dog Years, You'd Be Dead - Happy (Age) Birthday, (Name)!
It Is Better To Be Over The Hill Than Under It!
Look Alive! Here Come The Buzzards For (Name)!
Name Here Lies Your Youth! Happy (Age) Birthday
Something To Buzz About, (Name) Is (Age)!
The Old Buzzard Is (Age)! Happy Birthday!
Tomb It May Concern (Name) is (Age)!
We Flew In To Wish (Name) A Happy (Age) Birthday!
We're Buzzin' In To Wish You A Happy (Age) Birthday!
We're Circling For (Name's) (Age)! Happy Birthday!
It's (Name's) Birthday When The Buzzards Start Circling!

Hearts

(Name) Is A Real Sweet Heart At (Age)! Happy Birthday!
(Name's) Still A Heart Throb At (Aage) Happy Birthday!
(Name's) Still Young At Heart! Happy (Age) Birthday!
Happy (Age) Birthday (Name)! Love (Name)
Our Hearts Go Out To (Name) He/She's (Age) Today! Happy Birthday!

Golf

A Little Birdie Told Us (Name) Is (Age)!
Happy (Age) Birthday To The Old Duffer (Name)!
Lordy, Lordy Look Who's (Twen-Tee/Thir-Tee/Fore-Tee/
Fif-Tee/Six-Tee/Seven-Tee/Eigh-Tee/Nine-Tee)!
(Name) Par For The Course At (Age)! Happy Birthday!
Still Up To Par At (Age)! Happy Birthday (Name)!
Welcome To The Old Age Club (Name)! Happy (Age)!
(Age) Fits You To A Tee - Happy Birthday (Name)!
(Name) Another Year Down The Hole Happy (Age) Birthday!
(Name) May Your Birthday Be Sand Trap Free Happy (Age)!
(Name) Happy (Age) Birdie To You!
(Name) Still Puttin' Along At (Age) - Happy Birthday!
(Name) You're Above Par - Happy (Age) Birthday!

Over the hill

Lawn Care Has Become A Big Highlight In Your Life
Your Idea Of Weightlifting Is Standing Up
You Start Videotaping Daytime Game Shows
Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do
Caution Is The Only Thing You Exercise
Your Knees Buckle But Your Belt Won't
It Takes A Couple Of Tries To Get Over A Speed Bump
You Burn The Midnight Oil After 8:00PM
You Get Winded Playing Chess
Happy Hour Is Nap Time
You Wear Black Socks With Sandals
Dialing Long Distance Wears You Out
You Got Cable TV Just For The Weather Channel
Your Childhood Toys Are In A Museum
You're Asleep But Others Worry You Are Dead
The Candles Cost More Than The Cake

PIGS

The porkers are here for (name’s) (age) year!

Snorty snorty (name) is 40!

(Name) I’m hog wild for you! Happy (age) birthday!

Happy (age) B-Day (name) hogs and kisses

(Name) it’s no big squeal to be (age)

(Age) oinks for (name’s) (age) B-Day

(Name) We’re squealing on you! Happy B-Day!

(Name) Be a ham, it’s your (age) birthday

Hogs & kisses on your (age) birthday (name)!

(Name) pig out on cake, it’s your birthday!

Someone squealed – it’s (name’s) (age) B-Day!

(MALE) – It’s (name’s) (age)! Happy B-Day Ham-some!

This little piggy cried Hee-Hee (name)’s (age)!

In pig years you’d be a football – happy (age) (name)

Have a porkfectly awesome birthday!

You are so hot you’re bacon! Happy B-Day!

Party time for (name) and swine

(Name’s) (age)? Hog wash! Honk your horn

(Name) Hope your birthday is High On The Hog!

Happy Birthday, (name)! Act like a pig & hog the spotlight!

Happy B-Day (name)! Pig out and go Hog Wild!

We’re Squealing On You! Happy (age) B-Day!

We’ve gone Hog Wild to wish you a Happy B-Day!

(Name) were hog wild about this child!

So tiny so sweet we’d like you to meet (name)

Someone squealed there’s a new baby here!

Sports balls

Happy (Age) Birthday To Our Favorite Sport!!!
Let's Have A Ball (Name) It's Your (Age) Birthday!
Time To Play, It's (Name's) (Age) Birthday!!!

Smiley’s

Smile! - It's Your Birthday (Name)
Start Your Birthday With a Smile - Or 30!
We're Grinnin' From Ear To Ear Cause (Name's) (Age) Birthday Is Here!

Dinosaurs

Welcome to geriatric park! Happy (Age)(Name)

Once idolized, now fossilized!

Happy (Age) Birthday you old fossil

Happy (# of years) (name), you’re not extinct yet!

Welcome to the middle ages

Or create your own

Beer Mugs

Sending (Name) a good buzz for your (Age) birthday!
Cheers and Beers for (Name) on your (Age) birthday

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· Occasionally some of the sayings will not fit on the message board and will have to be shortened a little. The message board will fit 6 lines of 9 letters. Thank you for understanding.